Ah, 2021. Chaotic, at best. With even more lockdowns, yet another variant of Covid, and so many cancelled plans, we thought we'd try and start the new year on a more light-hearted note.
Here's a selection of automotive funnies to hopefully make you smile.
Image courtesy of Nick Fewing at Unsplash
I was washing the car with my son, but he said "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
DeLorean for sale, good condition, goes well. Only driven from time to time.
Given the recent GM battery debacle, Chevrolet EV owners have two options: wait, or Bolt.
No, owl go who. Car go beep beep.
A man was driving at night through an abandoned country road, when suddenly his car broke down. He got out to have a look, but his torch had run out of charge and it was getting hard to see.
Suddenly, he heard a voice: "It's your fuel pump."
"Who said that?" the man called out.
There were two horses, a white one and a black one, standing in the fenced field alongside the road. The man was amazed when the white horse repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your torch and try it again."
Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.
When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said.
A farmer sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."
"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the farmer.
"A horse?" asked the farmer. "Was it by any chance a white horse?"
"Yes, it was!" the man said, finally happy someone understood. "Am I crazy?"
"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the farmer, "because that black horse don't know nothin' about cars."
Teslas don't have a new car smell, they have an Elon Musk.
What car looks the same forwards and backwards?
I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall.
I heard a bang. "3:45 PM", he said.
A policeman pulls over a speeding car and takes out his little book.
The driver lowers her window.
Policeman: “Name, please?”
Policeman: “So you are Freda Gonow.”
“Thanks very much”, says the woman, and takes off!
Well, that's all for now. Tell us your best jokes in the comments, we can never have too many! Let's hope this year is better than the last. Have a good one because there's an exciting road ahead.